Jul
04
Jul
04
Ballsack University finals are in full swing, and as the resident campus nerd coaches his roommate in the finer points of calculus, an unexpected knock on the door interrupts their studies. By golly, it's a horny freshman dressed in pink lingerie and rabbit ears who politely asks, "is this the dressed to get laid party?" Needless to say, the boys drop the books and swap their pens for their pricks in a New York nano second. Looks like our nerd picks up the 'ol in and out pretty quick as he declares in classic nerd fashion, "this vagina is swell!"
Jul
04
Jul
04
Brooke wants to know what cum tastes like.
In the Jan. '08 issue, Brooke admitted that she wasn't a virgin. But what she didn't reveal at the time was that although she had fucked, she had never sucked before. "Now I'm ready to blow!" Brooke says.
She was unsure of her blowie skills.
Whenever Brooke did anything sexual, the guy was always the one doing the work. "It's not that I didn't want to suck dick, I was just scared I'd be bad at it 'cause I've never done it before! I really want to try it, though. When I masturbate I imagine that I'm blowing some guy and he's moaning and all into it and that really turns me on. I just need someone to show me what to do!"
We gave Brooke some advice: watch the teeth!
"I know that! I've been practicing on a dildo and I think I have that part down. It's 7 inches and I was able to swallow it all. My girlfriends were impressed but I didn't see what the big deal was!"